Trying times are upon us. The US government has partially shut down, all non-essential services are being cut, and everybody is feeling the pinch.
No agency has been more severely affected than the NSA.
Once a valiant guardian of freedom, the NSA has been reduced to shambles, unable to afford to update its website, let alone conduct mass surveillance of the entire world.
With the funding squeeze, the NSA has been missing out on critical email intelligence. But if you want to stop the terrorists, you can help. Simply forward any emails you receive (or send!) directly to the NSA at nsapao@nsa.gov. Show your support for freedom!